My Pace Is Conversational. So Are My Complaints Dachshund

• My pace is conversational. So are my complaints. For easy-pace runners, chatty running club members and everyone who grumbles about every hill on their slow Sunday jog.
• A funny gift for a birthday, Christmas or the running buddy who never stops talking. A brave cartoon dachshund in running shoes dashes along with speed lines and a dust cloud: short legs, long monologues.

Mile two: it’s too warm. Mile three: my shoes are pinching. Mile five: who put this hill here? This dachshund runs at a comfy pace and still has plenty of breath for every complaint. For runners who talk the whole way and never lose their good mood.

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