I Don’t Eat Anything That Poops - Funny Vegan Shirt

A cute chick, a cow and a pig sit inside a red crossed-out circle above the words “I don’t eat anything that poops.” It’s the cheeky one-liner that ends every dinner table debate about why someone skips meat. Vegans, vegetarians and animal lovers with a sense of humor will laugh out loud. Wear it to a family barbecue, or give it to a friend who is tired of explaining their plate.

• Why vegan? Simple: I don’t eat anything that poops. A brutally honest and funny reason to go plant based, served with humor instead of a lecture.
• Funny gift for vegans, vegetarians and animal lovers with a cheeky sense of humor. Great for birthdays, parties or the coworker who always asks why at the barbecue.

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