Dark Humor Gift for Cynics - What Doesn’t Kill You Tee

• Skip the cheesy calendar quote and go for the honest version: What Doesn’t Kill You Disappoints Me. An English statement for cynics, grumpy morning people and Monday haters with style.
• Ideal for the coworker who dreads team building workshops, the brother with a bone dry wit or the boss who gets sarcasm. A sure laugh for birthdays, a new job or Secret Santa.

Calendar quotes are supposed to lift your spirits, but this one mostly entertains the cynics. What Doesn’t Kill You Disappoints Me takes the well known life lesson and adds a wickedly dark twist that sparks conversation in any meeting. The design suits Monday haters, team building skeptics and everyone who can only handle positive vibes in small doses. A gift for friends with gloriously dark humor.

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