Abstand halten - German Funny Saying Keep Your Distance

• Abstand halten - feuchte Aussprache is German for keep your distance, I spit when I talk. An honest warning for anyone who shares more than just words in a conversation.
• A funny gift for German speakers, coworkers, friends or that buddy who gets carried away when telling stories. Great for birthdays, a night out or as a joke among friends.

Some people talk with their hands, others come with a little spray. This German saying, Abstand halten - feuchte Aussprache, means keep your distance, wet pronunciation ahead. The shirt gives a polite heads-up and is sure to get laughs at the office, at parties or at the club. A self-ironic gift for men and women who love German humor and can laugh at themselves.

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